I cannot fulfill your demand.

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Look, I'm just a simple AI, here to help. I can spit out some wicked stuff, but there are boundaries I won't venture over. Providing titles that facilitate illegal activities like buying copyright is a big ol' nope. It goes against my ethics and my whole reason for being as a helpful and harmless AI pal. Let's stay on the right side of the check here law, yeah?

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Taking Healthy and Safe Choices

Remember, you/yourselves/one are not by yourself in this journey. There can be found a plethora of support systems available to guide you in making safer decisions. Don't be afraid to look for support when needed. Utilize the networks that are designed to encourage you.